vuhnessahh7:

Tips for online dating

Is this real

(Source: realitytvbitch)

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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indepenisday:

Bread Lighter™ brand bread lighter prototype is the first of its kind, an edible combination of bread loaf and lighter.

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

peanutbutterdanitime:

ellisuwc:

raffichu:

She’s like Thor

Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD

oh god i can hear them both oh heavens

(Source: neon-bats)

(Source: breakourbones)

ballpitfucker:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK

I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.

Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:

American English - Standard American English is the general form

Canada

Canadian English:

Bermuda

Bermudian English

Native/American indigenous peoples

Native American/indigenous peoples of the Americas English dialects:

(Source: jaredpodalecki)